House Rules on Data

We run a Tavern, not a surveillance operation.

What we collect:

If you sign up for Last Call, we collect your email address to send you the newsletter. That's it. When you take the diagnostic, we note which door you walked through (a Reddit post, a search result, a friend's link). This tells us which doors are working. We don't track what you do after you leave.

What we don't do:

We don't use third-party advertising pixels. We don't follow you around the internet. We don't sell, rent, or trade your information. Your email address stays behind our bar.

Your tab, your call.

You can unsubscribe from any email with one click. If you want your data deleted entirely, email us and we'll clear your tab. No questions, no guilt trip, no "are you sure?" screens.

You're a Patron, not a product. That's a House Rule.